Don't you hate it when you can't quite make out the words on a song? Did Queen really say “The air is bent where the Devil had a sideboard built”? Is Jimi Hendrix actually going to “kiss this guy”?

Well, we at the Uberteam are constantly mis-hearing stuff (mainly in our own songs - just ask us about Man Toasts, Greek Salad or the Industrial Fridge!) and since Richard's a pretty dab hand at the old word-smithery, we're putting all our lyrics here for you to enjoy.

Pick an album to look through..